How depressing. My hangover can just about handle Spongebob Squarepants The Movie, but watching T4’s Moblie Act Unsigned was woeful. Even Robyn performing the worst track off her album couldn’t make it any better. More acutely than any other musical TV popularity contest, this programme showed that the way to be successful on the telly and in the music industry is to weed out anyone who threatens the ‘winning’ formula of white, young, heterosexual, male and boring. Well done.