Hands Up! Put Your Hands Up!

So, Munich.

We won't mention the DJing, but we will mention the aside that me and Sheila had a gay-off and I won. You will never out-gay Your Disco Needs You.

We also ended up doing a dance routine with gender queer performance artists Spicy Tigers on Speed. It started something like this:

And ended like this:


I could tell you about the Schlager night, but all you need to know about that is there was a man standing in the middle of the toilets with his trousers round his ankles.