We won't mention the DJing, but we will mention the aside that me and Sheila had a gay-off and I won. You will never out-gay Your Disco Needs You.
We also ended up doing a dance routine with gender queer performance artists Spicy Tigers on Speed. It started something like this:
And ended like this:
I could tell you about the Schlager night, but all you need to know about that is there was a man standing in the middle of the toilets with his trousers round his ankles.