Ce Soire!

If you're going to see Mika tonight, this little lady is going to piss - metaphorically - all over him tonight at 8pm.

Or you could stay in and watch her on Lily Allens show on bbc3 at 10.30pm.

At that very hour you could come and party with some hipster Shoreditch twats at the Old Blue Last where she will be playing live.

Don't say I didn't warn you.