"Brittle as a cornflake"

Tomorrow: The Worst Lyric off the new Ladytron album.

Today: This Is Alphabeat. One of the gayest pop records I've heard in ages, and there are a lot of Wideboys Remixes sat infront of me right now...

Go-go starts off like an early nineties take on disco-funk - think Relight My Fire featuring Lulu. Touch Me Touching You sounds like every homosexual making music in the 80's did some kind of Band-Aid style gay off and Alphabeat won.

I'd be totally in love with this album if I hadn't OD'd on the first three tracks already.

They had the decency to put the worst track at the end so you can stop the cd in time. Foggy, foggy...