(by this weekend I mean friday night)
FIRST OFFENDER: The Delays
Jesus Christ on a Moped, could Koko make a band sound any more shit? Imagine the kooks being played really really loudly through a blender and then being forced to listen through ipod headphones. They sing in falsetto, everything sounded like it was being sung in falsetto and it was TOO LOUD. They weren't even in their cheerleading outfits, RUBBISH.
SECOND OFFENDER: Eats Tapes
Jesus Christ on a mobility cart, I've heard better keyboard demos. I could play DDR on a groovebox and make a better noise than that. Mis-matched electro by numbers backing beats and snore inducing noodling synth riffs that no amount of cider could make interesting.