Cry or Buy?

I've just found out Stephin Merrit has had some shoes designed after his fair self.

My initial response flew violently between; "Will capitalism ruin every creative impulse ON EARTH??!?" to "Oooh, where can I get a pair?"

The answer is, here.

And since they look like this:

We can conclude that there is no artistic pursuit left to personkind that cannot be soiled by financial gain.