I was beamin' in the beamer just beamin'

So, Jean Genet have a "secret" NYE reunion-open-rehearsal-gig-party-performance-britneycore-car-crash scenario. Since it's someone else's houseparty, you'll have to text one of us for info.

TBC:

* 'comedy' cover version!

* New Songs! working titles - 'four letter word', 'swab' + 'top yourself'

* New instruments! - Still us two attempting to play them.

Otherwise, it's the same procedure as every year.

I can't bring myself to embed it

but that new Peter Kay / Geraldine McQueen Christmas single (we'll leave the transphobic premise aside for now) actually sounds a lot like My Life Story. Which is unnerving.

Bloody Yelle

She's only gone an fiddled with Katy Perry. Taking the one good track off the album, Hot N Cold, a universal truth confirmed by every pop blog ever, and turning it into a sortof rubbish new rave semi mash up mix.

Yelle's uber cute "you 'ot 'ot 'ot den you cowd cowd cowd" only goes to emphasise how annoying KPs vocals are.

What Yelle should've done is scrapped all of Perrys vocals, resung the whole thing, tried to somehow fit their own chorus into the song so it doesnt sound like a bootleg, changed that awful lyric about changing your mind like a girl changes clothes, thrown in a few more handclaps and have a stupid loud snare-led crescendo into a thirty second rave ahoy a la a cause de garcons.

coulda shoulda woulda

you can download the horror here

So whats keeping me up until the early hours this time?

this [series one, two, three and half of series four of Kath n Kim. Seriously, they're like visual anti-depressants. However, they do not cure insomnia]

She aint quite got us dancing

Lady Sovereign! She's back. Shes doing everything she did before. With a Cher-meets-CrazyFrog Vocoda effect. You can download her first single from her website where she's looking more and more like Mel C every day.